Wednesday, June 25, 2008

dear mr. yogato,

Despite my slight aversion to this whole yogurt trend which began years ago with pinkberry and, like every other fad, is only now coming to DC, I will consider patronizing your establishment for one reason and one reason only:

Your mascot is fucking cute as shit.

Kisses,
Stuart

P.S. Please note that the merchandising opportunities are endless, by which I mean I totally want a stuffed smiling yogurt plush.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Stuart,

You are right-- I am adorable. Although I am currently not available in plush, please feel free to email your request to info@mryogato.com. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

Kisses,
Mr. Yogato

Rudy's Mamma said...

We just got a store in Atlanta called Yoforia which I've gathered is a play on the words "yogurt" and "euphoria". I wish the store was named "yogdick" which is, obviously, a combination of delicious yogurt and well, dicks.