this is a problem

For those who don't know, Grand Theft Auto IV is being released on April 29, some 4 years after it's predecessor, GTA: San Andreas, came out (and kept me consistently occupied for a good month). Also for those who don't know, by all appearances it's going to kick major fucking ass:



I know, I know, more youtube, but photographic evidence just wouldn't do it justice. So what's the problem then? I don't have an XBOX360. Or a PS3. And I MUST play this game. Time to do some thinking...