Wednesday, February 6, 2008

what really matters

Fuck the issues - health care, the war, the economy, hell, even gay rights - what we as a people really care about is what the important people think. That is, celebrities. More specifically, musicians, and fortunately The Guardian has stepped in to help us out. I'm not going to get into the specifics here, as you can read the original article for that, but from what I can tell, old people, white people, and lesbians love Hillary, and black people love Obama. Oh, and indie rockers too, who are essentially all white, so I guess that's an exception to my generalization. Me, being a white person who loves indie rock, where do I fall? Totally jonesin' for some Hillary. Also, according to the article, [Obama supporter] Joanna Newsom is cousin to [San Francisco mayor] Gavin Newsom, who not only is pro-Hillary but is also, despite his philanderous and arguably lecherous behavior, totally sexy. In conclusion, sexy mayors like Hillary as well, which means in my mind Tommy Carcetti is totally pro-Clinton. And pro-having-sex-with-me.

1 comment:

Rudy's Mamma said...

Stuart you better fucking vote for Hillary....wait do gays have the right to vote? They shouldn't. They should just sit in corners in fierce cocktail dresses and patent leather pumps with a snakeskin clutch waiting for "daddy" to give them more money to buy more fierce cocktails, pumps and clutches.