i've said it before and i'll say it again

Second Life is fucking bizarre. Sure, it seems kind of neat at first glance. Perhaps you're even tempted to join up by many of the seemingly cool things on offer, things like the precious baby unicorns which are apparently all the rage this week, which is fine with me, 'cause from my perspective they're pretty fucking adorable.

But like Real Life, things in Second Life don't come for free, and babies, be they human or unicorn, are no exception. Also like Real Life, one must copulate to obtain a precious baby unicorn. "But Stuart," you ask, "while it seems pretty out there to be engaging in sexual acts in a virtual world, is it not so far removed from the kind of illicit behavior occurring on the internet everyday? What's so wrong with that, especially if you're getting a precious baby unicorn in return?" To that, I say, maybe nothing, if said illicit behavior occurring on the internet everyday includes getting FUCKED BY UNICORNS.

FUCK. YOU. SECOND. LIFE.