feasting on JC

I watch a lot of Food Network. Maybe it's because I'm a disgusting glutton, or perhaps it's because all my viewing coincides with those times in which I'm lazy and usually stoned, but whatever the reason, I fucking love it. Aside from the straight-up cooking shows I enjoy - particularly Paula Deen and Ina Garten, mostly because I want them to comfort me by cradling my head in their abundant bosoms - I'm also a huge fan of Good Eats and its host, Alton Brown. So needless to say my interest was piqued when I saw previews for his new show, Feasting on Asphalt. However, said new show was never on during my peak watching times, so it never dawned on me to actually watch it. Fortunately though there was a marathon on this Saturday, and thanks to having absolutely nothing to do on said afternoon along with my faithful TiVo, I was able to waste several precious hours this weekend watching the entire second season. And while it was a great show and pretty much enjoyed every single episode, that's not what I've come here to write about. No, I've come here to write about about another crush I've developed, this one on Jean-Claude Diehn, aka JC, the photographer on the Feasting on Asphalt Crew. The extent of his hotness and Frenchness and preciousness just makes me want to vomit. The good kind of vomit, but vomit nonetheless. It is for this reason that I've been scouring the internet for any photo of him - I'm far too lazy/poor to actually have my TiVo connected to my computer - but to no avail. I did though locate a rather small photo on Alton Brown's personal website, so without further adieu, the ridiculously hot Frenchman:

Yeah, seriously, after cropping out the other worthless crewmembers, this is all I've got to work with/masturbate to. Can't anyone please help me? Alton? Also, speaking of hot people on Food Network, where in the fuck has Dave Lieberman been?

His show kind of sucks (sucked?), but god DAMN.

Also, let it be known that I probably wrote the post below just so this wouldn't be like the thousandth post in a row where I talk about guys I want to bone. You're welcome.