smackin' bitches, portable style

How is it that my post on bitch-smacking (literally) game Rose & Camellia was like the only thing that I forgot to import from myspace? Considering how fucking awesome it is, it's rather unfortunate that it's not on here, and while I could easily amend that, it'd be much simpler to tell you to click on the link above, especially considering that there's now an English version that explains why it is you're smacking those bitches (though the mystique of the Japanese version was quite alluring). Anyway, given the nature of the controls of the game, it obviously screams for a DS port, and since Nintendo wouldn't touch this thing with 50 foot wiimote (you like that, huh?), it's up to the homebrewers to work it out. And work it out they have.

Specifically, French homebrewer Mia has worked it out. Well, not fully, only to a proof of concept stage, but still, that's something. Problem is, he doesn't have the time to complete it, and he needs help. While I'm pretty sure this blog's scant audience can in no way be of assistance, I figured I'd post it anyway, as it not only gives me a chance to write about Rose & Camellia again, but also to write about Rose & Camellia on the mother fucking DS! And if for some outlandish reason you can help, please do, if not for me, than for all the recently widowed heads of households who have to deal with haughty aristocrats that are just screaming for a good smacking. I can certainly sympathize.
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