some best friend i turned out to be

Apparently Vanessa(/Jessica Szhor) is not content only ruining things on TV, as she seems to have reached out into reality and clinched her vaguely ethnic talons into the lovely Chuck Bass(/Ed Westwick). And while I do recognize that sure, maybe in real life she's really cool and fun and doesn't enjoy making everyone else miserable, but real life pales in comparison to the UES fantasy-world of Gossip Girl, where Vanessa sucks at life, where Chuck Bass doesn't make out with her, and where, most importantly of all, Dorota is on facebook. Please don't take this away from me.