Thursday, June 5, 2008

this is so amazing

Concerned about your post-Rapture friends, family, and, most importantly, assets? Well worry no more, because You've Been Left Behind has got you covered:

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture".... We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You will also be able to give them some help in living out their remaining time. In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys' (you won't be needing them any more, and the gift will drive home the message of love). There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take 7 years to clear your assets to your next of Kin. 7 years of course is all the time that will be left. So, basically the Government of the AntiChrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way.
Brilliant scam or completely genuine? I'm not sure, but either one is awesome in its own special way. Also, I suddenly have the urge to listen to Echoes.

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