i guess italian's out of the question?

I received an email from Leeza a bit ago consisting of the following text:

"Kato was in the express, in the online section. you know you're made it when...your blog is quoted in the back of a free local newspaper. will the grapist be next?"

And accompanying said email were the following advertisements:



Ad reflecting the name of the email's subject? Check. Ads about blogs? Check. Ad promoting potential romantic endeavors with "local single vampires"? Che... Wha? Oh adsense, you never cease to amaze/terrify me.