Thursday, February 7, 2008

ti permetto di sognare

So I had this dream last night. Well, I had two dreams, the first of which took place in the Half Life universe and I almost got my face eaten by a head crab and would be of no interest not in possession of my level of nerd-dom. The second one though, while still probably of no interest to anyone either, is what I'd like to discuss. It took place in my old Nashville house, the one on Lone Oak which acted as a haven for both a wide spectrum of potheads and the occasional hanger on who just wanted to take bong rips before AP English. It wasn't very long, but the crux of it was there was a psychopath hiding out in the basement who had built a series of trap doors throughout the house in order to trap unsuspecting victims. While I had no first-hand knowledge of exactly what was going on the basement, I was under the impression that he had kidnapped a young female and was in the process of dismembering her limb-by-limb. Anyway, I located one of the trap doors and, in the process of trying to conceal my discovery from the killer I knocked something into the basement, thereby alerting him to my presence. I immediately ran to my bedroom and hid along with my mother, who was inexplicably portrayed by Diane Lane. There we waited, anxiously anticipating our inevitable murder and/or dismemberment, and when the door opened I noticed something: the psychopath was really hot. And suddenly I was okay with everything. And then I woke up. The end.

4 comments:

Rowdy said...

And I thought you were studying! And remember, we didn't have a basement. (At least Diane Lane is good looking!)

Big Bro said...

As she said, there was no basement. Guess that's why it was a dream though

The Grapist said...

I DO remember there was no basement - I wasn't stoned ALL the time :) I tried noting it in the post, but it interrupted the already poorly constructed narrative flow.

Rudy's Mamma said...

As the fourth person, and likely the last, to have read this I must say stu, you are nuts and yet, I would really enjoy a law and order SVU episode in which you watched a hot psycho dismember a girl.

Ps. Lisa you are waaaaaay cooler than stupid Diane Lane.