and yes, i do think he's kind of hot

World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

And at the risk of spoiling the best part of the article, an excerpt:

"Mahmoud—now this is true—said that there are no homosexuals in Iran" roaster and Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf said, "and I for one believe him. After all, if a cock-hound like Mammers can't find a single puckered asshole in all of Persia to slap his balls against, then what's the use of any of us trying?"

Musharraf went on to update the group on the status of Ahmadinejad's mouth, opening the floor to debate on whether or not it has sheltered a greater number of fundamentalist Muslim dicks than the Sudan.