As a fellow Southerner Stu, you should know that this racoon is 100% rabid. One time on my old street, a rabid racoon was walking all confident and shit down each driveway looking through garbage, and my neighboor came over with a bow and arrow and shot it. The whole street came out to watch. The racoon didn't even immediately die, it just sort of wobbled around with an arrow in its tummy and my neighbor just watched on with absolutely no sign of regrat on his face. Come to think of it, he's probably a serial killer now....or a soldier.
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As a fellow Southerner Stu, you should know that this racoon is 100% rabid. One time on my old street, a rabid racoon was walking all confident and shit down each driveway looking through garbage, and my neighboor came over with a bow and arrow and shot it. The whole street came out to watch. The racoon didn't even immediately die, it just sort of wobbled around with an arrow in its tummy and my neighbor just watched on with absolutely no sign of regrat on his face. Come to think of it, he's probably a serial killer now....or a soldier.
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