Thursday, January 3, 2008

dear the wire,

Allow me to extend my utmost gratitude for opening the third episode of your fourth season with a full-frontal shot of the utterly badass Omar and closing with some 8th grade bitch slicing up some other bitch's face with a razor blade in Pryzbylewski's classroom. Also, please accept my apologies for not being able to watch your upcoming - and unfortunately abbreviated - fifth season because I'm too fucking cheap to pay for HBO. Please put it out on DVD ASAP.

Kisses,
Stuart

P.S. Also, thank you for being mind-bogglingly awesome.

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