ummmm

What in the FUCK happened to Nate Berkus?



It might be the hair, or maybe the tan (which is probably fake since he should, based on past traumatic, life-changing incidences, be deathly afraid of the ocean), but he's looking seriously older, seriously less attractive, and SERIOUSLY creepy. So creepy, in fact, that this harmless college girl, who through loyal Oprah watching and Pier One Linens ‘n Things shopping surely knows Nate's a big 'mo, is obviously terrified of being raped. Note also how roughly he's grabbing her innocent, nubile shoulder. I think I'm going to vomit.