can i pet your horse?

As everyone should know by now, I'm a big fan of marmaduke explained - if you haven't visited yet, stop reading this, click the link, and enjoy months of back-hilarity before reapplying for my friendship - and by extension its inarguably brilliant author, Joe Mathlete. On Friday I was directed to his blog in order to secure one of last remaining "MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE" t-shirts (score!) and have been perusing it over the weekend and seriously enjoying a lot of the stuff, particularly the post where he suggests having his mother throw his cremated ashes in the faces of people he didn't like, complete with amazing picture. After exhausting that avenue of amusement I turned to another one of his endeavors, Joe Mathlete Will Draw Anything You Ask Him To On An Index Card, and jesus christ if that shit wasn't incredible as well. Anyway, I highly recommend it, even if I'm pretty sure the only reason I wrote this was to post the below picture. Whatevs.