Monday, June 25, 2007

wanna take you to a gay bomb

When a news story of such import, such ridiculousness, such outright hilarity as that of the Pentagon's planned, and eventually shelved, gay bomb, there's only one place to turn for an informed, subtle, sophisticated take on the matter...



...gay pornographers!

Following the controversial political parody of Gaytanamo, released to huge critical acclaim earlier this year, New York's most filthy-fun gay film studio Dark Alley Media today announced plans to kick the US Government while it's down.

Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012. George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the free world, and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new American military dictatorship.

Desperate to fend off its attackers, the US launches the experimental gay bomb, designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag.

But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.

Suddenly the awards season got a bit hotter...

(via wired)

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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