on babies and bars and other bullshit

Fun little anecdote from this weekend, cause I can't think of anything else to write. Was at JR's on Saturday night - surprise! - but ended up going down to Windows/DIK Bar to meet up w/ some people for a drink. It was pretty crowded, so there was a lot of jostling and maybe some inappropriate touching, but I was taken aback by a particularly noticeable commotion in the crowd. On turning around to surmise the situation, what do I see? A young thirty-something woman carrying a FUCKING BABY IN A CAR SEAT!!!!! 11:30, at the gay bar, full of drunken homos singing karaoke, a fucking baby. She ended up placing it on the floor in the corner while she sat on a bar stool and occasionally coddled it. I don't know if she was drinking or not, but I kind of wish she was, as it would perhaps go towards explaining why the FUCK she had a baby with her at Windows other than that she's a terrible, terrible mother. Needless to say, I was beyond perplexed. Consider my delight then when last night I was clued in on her perfectly legitimate reason for brining her child to Windows. The reason? Because they got turned away at JR's.
You can't make this shit up.