more bend please

Apparently Bindeez, the ban of which I wrote about a few days ago, has an American counterpart, Aqua Dots, which has also been recalled. Aside from the fact that I - or more properly, the Consumerist, from which I got the story - totally scooped CNN, the big news here is the illustration accompanying the story.

If there's one thing that should be evident from this photograph, it's that Bindeez/Aqua Dots are fucking amazing. Not only can you create pastoral farm scenes with arbitrarily colored precious horses/unicorns(?), ducks, and whimsical produce, you can also ingest the remaining product and play with said farm scene while in some incredible euphoric state. Possibly while listening to thumping trance music. And having anal sex. Talk about a missed opportunity.