good morning!

A while back I wrote about the sometimes overt, sometimes weirdly ambiguous spam messages I receive on my gmail (see Augustine's sizeable fuckstick). Well apparently the spam has migrated into my work email and, quite amazingly, has gotten even better, 'cause I had this little gem waiting in my inbox when I came in this morning:



My first thought? "Seriously?" And my second? "That would be a really good name for a band. Or a bitchin' Primus song."