dear cnn.com,

Maimed? Really? When I think maimed I imagine like a broken leg or a lost digit or something. That right there my friends is hideously disfigured if I've ever seen it. You can thank me later.

Kisses,
Stuart

Disclaimer: It should be noted that I only take offense with the vocabulary of the headline, and while I admittedly find the picture kind of terrifying, especially so early in the morning, I fully sympathize with the guy and everyone getting fucked over by the US Military on a daily basis.