fondle park

As a result of tourists getting wacked out and trying to jump off of tall buildings, with a French girl's death being the latest casuality, the Netherlands has initiated a ban on the sale of fresh psychedelic mushrooms (dried variants are already illegal). As a member of that embarrassingly large group of kids who tripped balls in Vondelpark during my formative years, I would love to express outrage at this decision (which is admittedly pretty stupid), but as my hallucinatory experience was somewhat sullied by a confrontation with a rather large homeless man who tried to steal my t-shirt while his psychotic, bloodied friend thrashed about in the bushes, I'm having a hard time getting too worked up about it. C'est la vie.