tentative plan for today

1. Out of sheer boredom, go across the street to the museum and pay homage to Princess Diana via Mario Testino's portrait of her which is part of the Great Britons show. Optional: listen to Candle in the Wind, which may or may not be on my iPod. I mean, I do like boys after all.


2. Absent-mindedly wander across the gallery to Sam Taylor-Wood's hour-long video portrait of David Beckham. Sleeping. And shirtless. Pay an, um, different kind of homage.

3. Upon exiting, obtain exhibition brochure to disguise any inappropriate protuberances.
4. Return to work. Continuing paying homage to David Beckham. In my pants.