Listen, I haven't been on a real vacation in like for-fucking-ever, let alone one befitting my heightened level of fabulousness, and it is because of this, and other, perhaps more important reasons, that this fag needs to go to Paris.
In spring of '08, the be exact. There's only one small problem though, that being, this fag is also fucking broke. So while I do fully intend on requesting as much financing as possible during the oft-lucrative holiday season and continuing my search for a sugar daddy that is preferably NOT an actual daddy, I feel there are other avenues that I must pursue. For this reason, I've added a little something to my sidebar, a solicitation for donations, for anyone feeling particularly generous (read: not my friends), ideally some lighthearted, homosexual philanthropist who for some ungodly reason is attracted to what is possibly the most hideous picture of me ever taken, and that's saying something. And don't think for a second that your generosity will go unnoticed - take a gander at the reward system below:
$5-$24 - Bronze Level: individually numbered and signed photo of me pretending that the Eiffel Tower is my penis - please specify either a shocked or arrogant/knowing expression
$25-$49 - Silver Level: individually numbered and signed photo of me performing mock fellatio on the Eiffel Tower
$50-$99 - Gold Level: fellatio on the Eiffel Tower
$100+ - Platinum Level: intercourse - anytime, anywhere
So how 'bout it - help make this faggot's dream come true. You'll totally be a better person for it. Promise.
Monday, August 27, 2007
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4 comments:
$100? Damn you're cheap. I'd make a donation, but I can't decide whether I'd want the shocked look or the arrogant/knowing look. So I guess you've screwed yourself out a donation.
Although now that I've seen the picture you've used in the donations section, I might have to reconsider...
I like how you are going to make our spring break a reality
I thought you got mugged in Paris?
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