I can't believe I'm posting this, as doing so will not only expose the fact that I looked up Billy Mays, he of OxiClean and Orange Glo, on wikipedia, but also that I read it enough to be outraged by its contents. But oh well, I'm outraged, so post I must. The object of my ire?
Mays currently resides in Odessa, Florida, northwest of Tampa in a 1.8 million dollar home built in 2005. Mays is also a member of the Lake Robinson "Polar Bear Club".Excuse me, but how the FUCK do you have a Polar Bear Club in central Florida? I call bollocks!