more crudeness

From an 1898 document entitled "Special Instructions to Players" - click here to read the rest and its back ground. I'm particularly partial to "A dog must have fucked your mother when she made you!", not only because it's kind of amazing, but it also reminds me of one of my favorite Master Shake quotes, from the episode "The Shaving": "Yes, the thirst is part of his pain, because the devil had sex with a dog, and your mother was that very dog." Brilliant. I think I need to go watch the Mothman episode now.