Wednesday, December 5, 2007

happy birthday knut!


You're too fucking precious. Remember when those animal rights activists insisted that you be euthanized because your mother rejected you and you were under the care of humans? Yeah, now that you're all large and shit (but still precious!) you should probably consider mauling some of them. Just a thought.

UPDATE:

Jesus fucking Christ.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Remember when those animal rights activists insisted that you be euthanized because your mother rejected you and you were under the care of humans?
That was revealed to be a lie, originated by a disreputable German tabloid and parrotted uncritically by the mainstream press. The gentleman in question actually said the opposite - that the zoo should spare the other bear cubs it euthanized, as well as Knut. Of course the media was less interested in them.

Result: Cretins across the internet declaring that a man should die for trying to save the lives of helpless baby bears. Welcome to their ranks!