dear stereogum,

You're fucking list is so fucked up it makes me want to shoot myself. Are you seriously trying to tell me that this



is hotter than this?



Or that you'd rather have sex with this



than this?



And the fact that Mark Ronson is so close to Colin Meloy's fat-faced self makes me want to vomit all over your stupid blog. Kudos for including Thom Yorke in the top 10, but you still suck ass.

Eat shit,
Stuart

P.S. Seriously though, how can Sufjan NOT be #1? I mean, shit, have you LOOKED at that picture? It makes me all tingly in places I'd rather not discuss.