Greenpees

Greenpeace: you annoy me. Whenever I make the mistake of not having my headphones in you always bother me with your clipboard and your bullshit about the environment, except for that one time at Metro Center when one of your representatives was a really hot guy and I actually took my headphones out so he could deliver his little message while I thought about what he looked like sans clothing. However, there's one passion that both of us share: protecting precious animals. Take, for example, whales, one of your big causes that tends to get a lot of attention. In fact, it seems you have a section on your website which gives the public a chance to name one of those overly large but usually pretty cute sea creatures. However, you totally drop the ball by rattling off a list of the faggiest peaceful/ethnic/aboriginal names I've ever seen - I want to give some examples but they all suck so much it's almost impossible to determine which ones are most egregious. There is though one shining beacon of hope amongst the mediocrity: Mister Splashy Pants. And I'm ridiculously happy to see it holds 68% of the vote. Thank you majority of the voters for not sucking - Greenpeace could learn a thing or two from you.