the apist

I rarely pay attention to the ads on myspace. Sure, there's the occasional one with hot shirtless guys that tickles my fancy, or the rare case where I'm so bored that I actually participate in one of those FREE IPOD/PS3/whatever, but normally I don't give them a passing glance. Today though, well, I just couldn't help it. I mean, seriously, look at this shit:



Really? Have we gone so far that we are no longer entertained by assisting a tortoise in defeating an arrogant, wily hare at a footrace and must instead frantically click in order to save a hapless human from being mauled by a rampaging gorilla? Fortunately though, that doesn't seem to be the case after all.



No, we must frantically click in order to save a hapless human from being raped by a rampaging gorilla. Which is something we can all identify with. Especially if it means free ringtones.