sure, it ain't zelda, but...

...I would totally hit that. And as this is my second "I would more than likely have sex with you purely because of your ostentatious but totally bitchin' tattoo" post, I feel I need to mention that I have no tattoos, nor any plans to get one, and for as long as I can remember I haven't had any particular attraction to people with tattoos. I don't know what it is with me these days - perhaps a feeble grasping at coolness as I descend into old age, turning down invites to bars because I have pork chops marinating in the fridge and watching more than one episode of Mystery! per week (Foyle's War ftw!). But all I know is, that shit is hot.

And for the record, yes, I know, it's kind of gross, but the coolness factor far outweighs that. Plus, I'm almost positive he's attractive.