dear wired

As much as I have enjoyed your September July* issue with the Transformers cover story - every nerd loves robots, right? - I am dismayed that I have not, despite your assurances upon subscribing, received the August how-to issue with the amazingly geeky-gay combo of Martha Stewart and a Wii cake.



So get on that, cause if there's one thing that makes this homo's heart flutter, it's game cakes. And domestic divas. Who have been to prison. From which they emerged significantly svelter. Wearing a fabulous poncho.

Thanks much,
Stuart

*after reading what appeared to be a suspiciously late review of Shadowrun, I realized that it was actually the July issue, which not only means that the much-anticipated August issue is more than likely still on the way, but also that I'm a fucking moron for thinking that Wired would run a Transformers story in September - my b