Dear Posh,
Please ignore all of those jerks who elected to watch Wife Swap or How I Met Your Mother instead of your show on NBC. Sure, domestic dysfunction CAN be entertaining, and Neil Patrick Harris IS pretty damned attractive, but still, they're mayjaly (that's how you'd say it, right?) daft to have missed the glory that was your American television debut. Never in my life have I wanted more to be BFF with someone - I want to drink with you, to shop with you, to hang out with dolphin woman with you, to treat your somewhat homely personal assistant with a mild degree of disdain with you. And sure, most people aren't vocal about their desire to sleep with their BFF's husband, but I'm sure you'll understand.
Kisses,
Stuart
P.S. If I had to look at Perez Hilton for that long my eyeballs would probably vomit. Bloody..err...mayjaly good show.
Please ignore all of those jerks who elected to watch Wife Swap or How I Met Your Mother instead of your show on NBC. Sure, domestic dysfunction CAN be entertaining, and Neil Patrick Harris IS pretty damned attractive, but still, they're mayjaly (that's how you'd say it, right?) daft to have missed the glory that was your American television debut. Never in my life have I wanted more to be BFF with someone - I want to drink with you, to shop with you, to hang out with dolphin woman with you, to treat your somewhat homely personal assistant with a mild degree of disdain with you. And sure, most people aren't vocal about their desire to sleep with their BFF's husband, but I'm sure you'll understand.
Kisses,
Stuart
P.S. If I had to look at Perez Hilton for that long my eyeballs would probably vomit. Bloody..err...mayjaly good show.
Circlesquare, 
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