in which the protagonist says "fuck you claire danes"

So I guess this one falls more under the category of increasingly appreciated hotness, what with what appears to be a terribly boring movie coming out and a relatively high profile relationship with a stupid whore of whom I'm extremely jealous, and because of this I must stress the fact that I've been sending pictures of this fetching lad to a slew of usually uninterested chooglers for several months now. Hot, British, and what can only be described as some wonderful hipster meets country gent aesthetic - fucking kills me.



And I do love a man in armor. Admittedly, I've only seen Hugh Dancy in the above, Elizabeth I, as the young Earl of Essex, a role in which he somehow managed to distract me from Dame Helen, a not insignificant point.



And my only point of contention with this otherwise impeccable film? No shirtless Essex.

Thank god for Google.





Okay, wow, it's getting really gay around here. Maybe I'll atone by tracking down the Tree Lounge promotional video that not only includes "over 50 harvest scenes!", but also culminates with a rather large woman shooting a bear with a fucking bow and arrow. I swear, shit is hot!

Oh, almost forgot: fuck you Claire Danes.